I want a magazine. But I’ve never been good at sticking with one thing and I have no area of expertise.

So the theme of this magazine is “No Theme,” and filled with articles about the only thing I know anything about: This and That.

One might imagine that I would need a guiding principle or area of expertise to have a magazine, but the brilliant thing about the internet is that millions of people who have no business speaking about all manner of subjects air their crazy, boring, dreadful, exciting, empty, mundane, scattered, not-very-interesting opinions on the internet all the time. It’s very democratic.

And no one said democracy was pretty.

So this is it: Random Crap Generator. The democratic crap spiller for our times.

Edited to add: Apparently I’m no good at even having a non-magazine magazine. Instead, it’s graphic design and quirkiness at which I excel. So I made a new site, which is not a magazine, but good just the same.

And it’s got gangland rabbits, which is pretty okay.